Proud being a kenyan.

A man dies and goes to
hell. He finds that there is
a different hell for each
country. He decides he'll
pick the least painful to
spend his eternity. He goes
to Germany Hell and asks,
'What do they do here?'
He is told 'first they put
you in an electric chair for
an hour. Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the
German devil comes in and

whips you for the rest of
the day'. The man does
not like the sound of that
at all so he moves on. He
checks out the USA Hell as
well as the Russia Hell and
many more. He discovers
that they are all similar to
the German hell....Then he
comes to the KENYAN Hell
and finds that there is a
long line of people waiting
to get in. Amazed, he asks,
'What do they do here?'
He is told 'first they put
you in an electric chair for
an hour. Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for
another hour. The
KENYAN devil comes in
and whips you for the rest
of the day. But, that is
exactly the same as all the
other hells why are there
so many people waiting to
get in?' asks the man.
Because there is never any
electricity, so the electric
chair does not work. The
nails were paid for but
never supplied, so the bed
is comfortable to sleep on.
And the KENYAN devil
used to be a civil servant,
so he comes in; signs his
time sheet and goes back
home for private business.'

by Lucas Macharia