It was late and Charlie was about to climb into
bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden
shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed
some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.
He ran back inside right away and called the cops,
who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which Charlie
replied no and explained his circumstances. The cops told Charlie that
all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock
his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.
Charlie answered, "Alright," hung up, waited 30 seconds, and then called the cops again.
"Hello, I just called a short while ago because
there were people stealing things from my shed. I want to let you know
that they're not a problem anymore because I've just shot every one of
them."
Charlie then hung up the phone. In five short
minutes, three patrol cars, a SWAT team, and an ambulance arrived, and
Of course, the cops caught the burglars in the act.
One of the cops snapped at Charlie: "I thought you said that you shot every one of them!"
"I thought you said there were no patrol cars free!" Charlie answered.
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